My brother: I want to come down to visit you and go to some college parties.
Me: Fine, but just so you know you can’t get back into my dorm without me and I’ll be asleep so good luck with that. And my dorm room isn’t big enough for you and your girlfriend who are attached at the hip.
My mom who grew up when AC/DC and KISS were huge bands and she listened to them, had no idea that AC/DC had 2 lead singers and that all 4 KISS members sing (other than on their solo albums). I on the other hand, can tell you who is singing in ever AC/DC song because Brian Johnson and Bon Scott have different sounding voices, and I can also tell you who is singing when in every KISS song.
Well I’ve been up for 4 hrs went to 2 classes and have already changed clothes 2 times because I got soaked going to my classes this morning, the good news is it’s not raining and I only have one more class left today
Leap year isn’t really a holiday, but hey why does that have to stop you from getting drunk celebrating a made up holiday go fuck something up or get fucked up whatever you prefer. Me, I’m going to sleep getting up and going to class all day because apparently a day that comes only once every 4 years isn’t special enough for classes to be canceled.
My mom just told me I owe her $500 to get something on my car fixed even though I haven’t driven it since september and my dad has been driving it, yeah that seems fair to make me pay for something I didn’t break
The first thing my mom said to me when I saw her this weekend, which was the first time since the beginning of January, was you look like your homeless with your long hair, your beard, and the clothes you’re wearing. Thanks mom
My sister is talking about coming down to visit my on March 30-31st, I hate to tell her this but on the 31st I’m going to see The Pretty Reckless so she is either going to have to go with me, go home, or find something else to do while I’m at the concert
If you aren’t 18 or older then you most likely do not love someone, more than likely it’s just the hormones making you think that. And you do not know what love is like until you get your heart shattered by someone